A cartoon-style illustration of a cute, dark-colored cat with large round eyes, a small nose, smiling mouth, and whiskers. The cat is sitting with its paws raised, outlined with a cream color.

The Nine Lives

This is my restaurant rating system. It is based on how many of my 9 lives I would give to return. Ask Puss in Boots, 1 life is very valuable.

In order to keep the grading fair, I will pay for my own meals and will not mention my affiliation with this review system.